Wh - Wh … What?

September 13th, 2006

So, another day, another shocking divorce. Wait, what? Ok, so there haven’t been any shocking divorces lately, and I guess this one isn’t THAT shocking, but: Whitney and Bobbeh, no more.

It’s shocking in the sense that these two have been together for-seemingly-ever, more specifically 14 years. So, it’s seemingly forever because they’ve been married since I was 11 and let’s face it, you don’t remember much about celebrity marriage before 11. And some of you have never known a life without Whitney and Bobbeh. Let us mourn this freakish, freakish couple.

I guess it’s not shocking in the sense that Bobby was apparently a cheating scoundrel. Plus he was like, talking about divorce in January. But at least he was there to relieve her constipation.

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One Response to “Wh - Wh … What?”

  1. I,like many others knew this day would come. Too bad it lasted as long as it did, she is started to look like Dionne Warwick.

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