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August 12th, 2014
Whether you’re spending your weekends babysitting rugrats or ended up making one yourself (Godspeed my friend), you know anything that helps stop a baby from crying is worth millions. Billions. A least a case of really nice beer.
Thankfully, there’s YouTube, and with strange videos of people eating 500 Peeps in under two minutes and running themselves into trees, there come useful videos, like examples of songs to help soothe a crying baby.
Here are some songs to blast (that you actually want to hear) the next time you’ve got a crying baby sitch.
Dark Horse, Katy Perry
Fast forward to 0:11 and you’ll see the baby face version of ‘Guuuuurl that’s mah song!’.
Copy Of A, Nine Inch Nails
Not the first song you’d think of to relax an infant, but as the father says in this video’s ‘About’ section, it’s worth the buck or two for the track.
Okay, there is definitely something to this heavy-metal-crying-baby thing. Here’s another example with Swedish metal band Satyricon. Maybe she’s just scared into being quiet?
Star Wars Theme, Star Wars
The force is strong with this one.
Gangnam Style, PSY
I think we just figured out why this is the most played video on YouTube.
Hypnotize, Notorious B.I.G.
I wonder if she likes Big Poppa just as much?
Ever noticed that there aren’t any pictures of Blue Ivy crying? It all makes sense now.
I always wondered why one radio station decided to play Pharrell’s Happy for 24 hours straight. Now I understand that the station manager likely had a newborn at home.
No word yet on what song makes this Cry Baby stop weeping.