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January 20th, 2014
Joe Jonas has found a fun way to fill his free time since announcing this split of his band, The Jonas Brothers. The singer is now certified to be an Uber driver, ready to pick up passengers in the greater LA area as one surprised Uber member found out this weekend (check it out here).
Joe’s career change up, which is rumoured to be part of a viral video, got us thinking about who we’d love to have as our driver. It also got us thinking about who would be terrrrrrible.
Awesome – Ryan Gosling in Drive
Okay, Ryan Gosling playing any character in any movie (or real life) is our top choice for our chauffeur, but in the case of Drive, he’ll get you in and out, all while pulling off a silk bomber jacket.
Awful – Chris Farley in Billy Madison
He doesn’t deal well with yelling, he’ll look up your skirt, and he’ll eat everyone’s lunch.
Awesome – Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids
Picture this; you’ve just been picked up by your Uber driver. You told your boss you were feeling sick when really you just wanted to have a ‘me’ day and see the matinee showing of Saving Mr. Banks without a theatre full of rowdy kids. Then you spot him! Your boss is in the next lane! No worries. Kristen Wiig is your Uber driver.
Awful – Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise
They’re really good at picking you up on time, but the end of their trips are kinda bumpy.
Awesome – Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey in Wayne’s World
Wayne and Garth as your drivers? No way? Way!
Awful – Jason Bateman in Arrested Development
His mode of transportation will draw unwanted stairs (har har) and you may become an unwilling accomplice to crimes you don’t even know you’re helping to commit.