What Do You Get The Girl Who Has Two Hot Vampires Falling All Over Her?

December 20th, 2011

We love Elena dearly, don’t we? Once we look past the fact she’s got our two favourite men wrapped around her little finger, we find she’s got a smart head on her shoulders with hot looks to match. She’s pierced a dagger into an Original, fought death defying-obstacle after death-defying obstacle to save Stefan, and resisted the urge to jump right into bed with sexy Damon.

So what do you get for the girl who has all the vamps in Mystic Falls falling over her?

1. Magic Ring

Stefan, Damon, Jeremy, Alaric and Caroline all have one. So Elena should get one too. They’re vintage, antique, and look regally badass, so it’s pretty much a fashion must have in a town as old as Mystic Falls. Plus there’s the magic qoutient: even if Alaric’s ring can’t protect Elena from death, if she becomes a vampire she might as well have a ring that allows her to walk in the sunlight

2. The Dirt on Breaking Up

Cause let’s face it – at some point, Elena’s gonna have to come to terms that the man/vampire she fell in love with in season one is gone. Klaus made him into a cold-blooded killer. Even Lexi couldn’t make him better. So Elena will have to face facts, and it won’t be easy. It might be good to have this book close by to help deal with those feelings of anger, pain, sadness, longing, regret, fondness and bittersweet memories that come with break-ups.

3. Victoria Secret

After a break-up, you need to put yourself back out there. And since Damon’s already no stranger to cuddling in bed with Elena, what better way to spice things up and finally get this Dalena romance brewing with some sexy Victoria Secret lingerie? We know Damon won’t complain…

4. A Tattoo

How many times is Katherine going to take her place? I think the best gift we can give Elena is a sexy little tattoo in a secret location that only Stefan and Damon know (let’s not even think about all the fun ways they can discover it) so that whenever Katherine tries to pose as Elena, she’ll need more than a hair straightener to pull off the coupe.

5. A Diary

But not just any diary – a nice, trendy one that can be handed down over the years. Just like the ancestors were all up in the business of vampires and werewolves and witches years ago, Elena needs to document her own experiences and leave them for future founding family descendants.