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May 6th, 2014
First the missing jet, now this: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has apparently gone missing. There are two theories on what happened: a) he never made it to the boarder or b) his plane did land in Chicago but he still was a no-show at his rehab facility. While the rest of the media is unsure of his whereabouts, we here at Much have a friendly relationship with Mayor Ford and he always keeps us on his mailing list.
Robbie had just enough time to do a keg stand at that massive house party in Brampton and bounced right before the 5-0 showed up.
Misery loves company. It looks like the Mayor went south to hang courtside with someone who is more hated than him.
Just two Canadians hanging out in Rio. At four hundred dollars a shot – Ford was disappointed that by “shot” they meant “photograph” and not “whiskey”.
And Mayor Rob Ford kept it classy when he sent us a card of him living the high life – pardon the pun – at the Met Gala in New York.
Story still developing.
Words by Ian Lynch, images by Natalia BuiaTweet