Who The F**k is Matte Babel?

July 21st, 2004

So who the f**k is Matte Babel? Well Matte Babel was the guy who eats nuggets, nuggets and more nuggets. He is the guy who worked at McD?s b4 he took one too many nuggets. A little more recently Matte Babel was out and, mistakenly, having been convinced that class has something to do with food - decided to SLURRRRRRRRRRP. And I mean slurrrrrrppp on some oysters for the first time. It started with a little champagne some of my peoples got caught up in the moment and all of a sudden we were slurping on oysters.

Let?s just say it resulted in me being ill. Very ill. When I was ill I was thinking how people spend money, lots of money, on various types of foods - some of which taste awful (or as they say “have an acquired taste.”) Any food that takes repeated grotesque encounters to be enjoyed should left in the grotesque places they came from.

Who ever said class and culture, so to speak, are defined by what, and where a person eats. Is what you eat really definitive of your social stature? I dunno. I mean it looks to me like a way the rich/dominant classes preserve and perpetuate class structure. Isn?t it the dominant classes that seem to define social status? Maybe this is one way that they ?the dominant classes? aim to preserve it. I mean if you can?t afford to eat in the more refined restaurants that are defined as upper class and are associated with the aura of being Rich, wealthy and classy than how can one be considered socially refined and as high having high social status?
Who the f** is Matte Babel? Matte Babel is the guy telling the pretentious, propaganda eating mutha truckaz to shove it.

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