Wolverine? More Like Wolveranus.
May 4th, 2009
Ok jerks, who saw Wolverine this past weekend and contributed to the $87 million haul? *Raises hand* I went on Friday and was surprised to find I was watching a comedy. Maybe it was unintentional, but me and Shin Cup laughed our way through the whole movie.
Yeah, I thought it was pretty awful.
The good news is .. at least it was entertaining. And it was nowhere near as horrible as X-Men 3. And for you girl types who like your men hunky, there’s a fair amount of naked Hugh Jackman and brooding Taylor Kitsch. For you girl types who like your men attractive, you may enjoy the Ryan Reynolds and Daniel Henney. But this is not about the dreamboats, this is about the action.
Wolverine was not short on fights and explosions, but I think I’m a little sick of wire work and overused one-liners (”let’s do this.”). I would recommend bringing a flask of over-sugared slushy and play the Action Cliche drinking game — go nuts when you see overused plot points such as: man walking away from explosion, fight on roof, men fighting and then falling through glass, bad child actor, group fight with men circling protagonists. You get it.
Who else saw Wolverine? Thoughts?
Posted on Monday, May 4th, 2009 at 12:29 pm by Wendy and is filed under Movies.
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3 Responses to “Wolverine? More Like Wolveranus.”
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I have to agree with you … The movie is filled with cliche after cliche. I could make better effects using my HD camera. I didnt like it.
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I’m watching the pirated version right now! MUHAHAHA! screw you Hugh Jackman!
I’m saving my moneyies for Star Trek!
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I saw it this weekend and I thought it was brutal. The saving grace was the five minutes of ryan reynolds and Taylor Kitsch as Gambit. Reynolds had the perfect lines and knew exactly how to handle the character. Same with Kitsch, he was pretty good with the character of Gambit. Other than that, this movie should have never been made.