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‘Tis a strange, strange world when Conan The Barbarian is a Governor and airports are willing to be named after fad TV shows. (No disrespect to “The O.C.” but naming an airport after FOX TV show? What’s next? The Littlest Groom High School?)

But, yes, this is all happening in real life.

Here’s some other strangeness going on in the world:

This Sunday, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turn 18. Why do people care? They were a part of one of the worst television programs ever conceived (or the best, depending on your tolerance for crap. I fall into the ‘Full House was so bad it was good’ category.) None of their movies are worth seeing (except for that one with Steve Guttenberg… man, he’s funny!) And besides, the girls have the same body as your 12 year-old brother.

Speaking of birthday countdowns, check out the one for Lindsay Lohan. Now, maybe it’s just me, but if I had complete losers… I mean, strangers, counting down the seconds until I was legally able to have sex, then I would probably be a wee bit creeped out. But hey, that’s just me!

(As an aside, what kind of life do you live if you have nothing better to do than create a website counting down the days until a celebrity turns 18? It’s not like you’re ever going to meet them, and if you do, I’m almost guaranteed you won’t have sex with them. Just a thought.)

Speaking of having sex, check out this post on the Loud message board. Sometimes our Loud posters surprise me… the fact that one of them knew who both Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were astounds me.

That’s enough about sex for one day. Keep fit and have fun!

Posted on Friday, June 11th, 2004 at 12:28 pm by Jarman and is filed under Blog.

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