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May 22nd, 2003

You know what’s the worst?

Fireworks.

Fireworks are worse than all of Madonna’s films combined, with the exception of ‘A League Of Their Own’ which was only acceptable because it had that great line “There’s No Crying In Baseball!” and because Lori Petty was in it…and she was in the movie Tank Girl which is a wicked movie based on a wicked comic book by Jamie Hewlett who did the amazing animation for Gorillaz and the Gorillaz made some great tunes.

But back to Fireworks. Now that summer is almost upon us, so is is Fireworks season. Let’s be honest with ourselves kids, they all look the same and they are all mega lame. I’ve given Fireworks a chance. I’ve seen all kinds. From someone firing a bottle rocket at a loser at a house party when I was in High School, to crappy store-bought ones at summer cottage parties, to the fricken Symphony Of Fire (which I’ve seen in both Vancouver and Toronto.) Growing up in Ottawa, I went to see the Canada Day fireworks on Parliament Hill almost every year. They were all boooooooring!

Man, just thinking about ‘worx makes me mad.

Posted on Thursday, May 22nd, 2003 at 6:10 pm by Kelly and is filed under Blog.

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